Polka Dots

I wasn't thinking very clearly this morning.

I wore red polka dot underwear with my light colored khakis. I don't even know why I own red polka dot underwear, but unfortunately I do. And now everyone knows it, because you can see them through my pants.

I feel like Elmer the Patchwork Elephant!

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Only I can't get up to frolic in the snow. Or pee. Or fax anything important. I most definitely plan to spend the rest of the day in my chair!