I just got off the phone with my husband. I don't even know how to preface this conversation.
Gilberto: Don't tell me what to do!
Me: I'm not telling you WHAT to do, I'm telling you what is RIGHT to do! It's your choice to do what is right or not.
Gilberto: I am the Cesar in this house! This is a Republic, not a democracy. I make the laws here!
Me: Honey, we never had a Cesar in the U.S. It doesn't work like that here.
Gilberto: I don't care about history. I am making history. I am the Cesar!
Maybe I'm glad that there won't be any more Rome on HBO. It's obviously gone to his head.