It's 3:20 a.m.
Gilberto has started to snore. It's his choking snore. I can handle his regular snore, but the choking one I CAN NOT. It stops if he rolls off his back onto his side.
Me: Gilberto, roll over.
Gilberto doesn't move.
Me: GILBERTO. Roll over, hon.
Me: You're snoring. You need to roll over.
Gilberto shuffles his body a little and then turns his head away from me.
Me: No, honey. Your whole body. Roll over and take your body with you.
Me: ROLL OVER, honey. Your WHOLE BODY.
Gilberto shuffles his body again, then turns his head back towards me.
Me: NO, HONEY! You have to roll your WHOLE BODY!
Me: Oh my gosh, Gilberto. ROLL YOUR WHOLE BODY OVER! YOUR WHOLE BODY!
Gilberto: What's going on?
Me: You are SNORING. And you're starting to roll over and then just rolling your HEAD. YOU NEED TO ROLL YOUR WHOLE BODY! JUST DO IT! JUST ROLL OVER!
Gilberto: Whoa, no problem. No need to yell. Hmphh.
He rolls over onto his side and the snoring stops. Blessed silence!
It's 5:15 a.m. Gilberto has rolled back over onto his back and is CHOKE SNORING.
OH MY GOOD HEAVENS.