Saturday, March 5, 2011
The Underwear Wars
I HATE YOU. You make my life miserable.
Gabi will only wear the Wednesday underwear on Wednesday. And Sunday on Sunday. And when it's Tuesday and the only underwear left says Friday, getting her little tush into Friday brings on World War III.
Me: FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, God will not strike you dead for wearing Friday on Tuesday!
Gabi: FINE! I just won't wear any!
Me: Oh, HECK no. When I was in the 3rd grade one of my classmates didn't wear underwear and forgot and hung upside down on the monkey bars! Do you want that to happen to YOU? HUH? You will wear Friday, right now!
Gabi: You are torturing me! Why do you have to be my mommy? I WANT A NEW MOMMY! AND DON'T COME NEAR ME WITH FRIDAY!
How about some new friggin underwear instead, some that don't make me want to stab myself. As soon as I can get to Target, I'm changing them out. So long, Days Of The Week Underwear, I can't wait until you are gone from my life!
at 3:23 PM